Finding Your Soulesmate Part 3

Last night on The Bachelor, the date card read, “let’s do what feels natural.” The girls that are not as modest naturally revealed themselves in a new light at the lake. Kelsey was over it by the first moment, referring to the other girls as bimbos; she then proceeded to talk about how she hated the dirty lake they were at. I do agree with the fact that these dates should not be all about outward appearance. I can understand Kelsey’s frustrations about the date, but she should not be complaining about the environment she is in because Chris is an outdoors person. If she cannot deal with the outdoors, she probably won’t last with Chris.

The date then turned into an overnight camping trip. All the girls who enjoyed being there were getting rather annoyed with Kelsey’s phony actions. I understand that she is a little bit two faced; one moment she is pouting like a baby, and the next she is putting on a smile show in front of Chris. Then the night took a turn as the girls had a few too many sips of crazy juice. Ashley S. chanted around the fire, asked Chris a bunch of odd questions, and gave him an awkward smooch out of nowhere. That was not the worst of all though as she told him…Wait for it… she told him she loved him. That was a shocker considering it is only the fourth episode. Ashley S. is a pill poppin’ sociopath who needs Jesus. Chris continued his one on ones with the women and gave Kaitlyn the rose revealing that he had a natural connection with her. Ashley I. again thought she was going to receive the rose; this poor girl is plain old desperate! Ashley I. snuck into Chris’s tent and tried to tell him she was a virgin without flat out saying that is what she was. However, Chris did not comprehend what Ashley was trying to say.

Chris’s sisters came on, and helped pick who should go on the one on one. It was a rather intimidating subject, though; I felt for the girls as they had to leave major impressions on the sisters. The sisters ended up picking Jade, a very shy girl, whom I believe has great intentions and motives. She got the perfect transformation for her night out at the ball. Not only were all the girls super jealous, but I was even a bit envious of her princess transformation. No one took it harder than Ashley I. as she continuously cried that she was unable to receive this princess date. If I could go the rest of my life without hearing Ashley’s petty comments I would be just fine. Ashley actually put on a dress and acted out a princess date without a prince involved. Now that is just pitiful! No one deserved that date more than Jade. She is a very genuine and kind-hearted person who deserves to find love. I think it is a possibility that Chris and her might have a true fairy tale ending. I consider Jade as a true Cinderella, and Chris as her Prince Farming. Jade and Chris shared a romantic ballroom dance, and I am sure every girl has dreamed about this kind of date since they were little girls.

The next date was another group date, where the girls dressed up in wedding dresses and went to a muddy obstacle course. Jillian was excited about an athletic date because she is not used to the glamorous gowns and instead a pair of sweats. I could not agree more with her fashion sense, although, I am not athletic like her. Jillian was obviously the winner of the competition and received a one on one. She is a pure beast, and is practically a dude as the other girls referred to her as. Although, Jillian has no emotional substance to her. Her date was super dull, and Chris was not feeling it. He tried to get in some words, but Jillian was talking a million miles a minute. That date was purely about Jillian, exercise, dieting, Jillian, and Jillian. She was way too worried about winning instead of making a connection. Jillian then got the boot, and was rather shocked. I guess love is one thing Jillian cannot win at.

The cock-tail party went on to Ashley I. finally telling Chris flat out that she was a virgin. Can you say awkward? Chris did take it rather well, but Ashley did not seem to think he took it well. Ashley, in one word, is drama. I can honestly only respect her for being a virgin and that is it. Becca revealed that she was a virgin also. Now I can believe that more than the Ashley thing. I think Becca is a really great girl who should definitely be given a chance by Chris. A recent front runner Kaitlyn has a previous front runner Britt shaking in her boots. Britt confronted Chris about him giving roses to Kaitlyn, and asking if he was rewarding her stripping at the lake. Britt clearly has never watched The Bachelor because what she just did is Bachelor suicide. As the night wound down the people who got the end of the shaft were Ashley S., Juelia, and some other girl I do not know the name of. Thank God Ashley S. is finally gone! No need for that looney bin anymore. I agreed with Chris’s final decisions, and I am excited to see what happens next week on The Bachelor!